Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Forgotten by Absent-Minded Boss

Boss told me not to move, and then he got a phone call and walked out the door, three hours ago. In the interim (Okay, I guess since it hasn't ended, it's not an interim.) I have checked all my email, ("Click here to learn how to gain repeat customers!") done all the work I can do without creating a new project, (except for filing) realized that I left my glasses at home, (so the words on the computer screen are beginning to dance) and scanned through The Skousen Book of Mormon World Records and Other Amazing Firsts, Facts, & Feats, (Elvis once attended a Seminary class. Really! There's a picture!) because I still don't know where to put it on my desk, (It just looks wrong wherever I put it) and listened to an amazingly funny baby-blessing story. I would retell the baby-blessing story, but I don't think that I can do it justice without the use of hand motions. Well... no. It just needs the hand motions.

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