You've GOT to be Kidding

Okay, so I should be packing... but, I just got a text message from an ex-boyfriend. He directed me to this website called Fetusmart the "one-stop location for all your...fetussy needs." Apparently, I can adopt an internet fetus. I can choose from several different options... with hats... or different species or colors. I feel like someone should tell me what to think about this.

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I adopted a cute lil' santa fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I can't believe that I actually put that in my blog!!! There is much over-reacting going on here with girlie-squeally noises. Ewww, ewww, eeewwww! It says "Hooray fetus!" Eeeewwwww! It's a green fetus in a jar!