Twilight Zone Day
For Twilight Zone Day, I would like to present real lawn furniture. The furniture created for the greenest of treehuggers.
To me, it looks like there is something scary hiding underneath the lawn ...
just...
waiting...
for the right moment...
Ummm . . . That's just creepy.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You don't want a lawn chair?
ReplyDeleteOh, I so want that. Think of the conversation:
ReplyDelete"There's a...chair...under your lawn."
"Um, yeah. Cool, huh?"
"Um--cool. Sure."
.
ReplyDeleteWoh. That's cool! I need one in my front yard.
Except.
Then I would have to mow it.
Hmm.
I keep waiting for that chair to rise and morph into Robert Patrick.
ReplyDeleteTB: Just imagine the conversation if you had more than one chair, say a couch, loveseat & a couple of chairs, maybe a end table or two.
ReplyDeleteth.: I imagine a pair of gardening shears would be helpful for the mowing problem, but it might be a bit time consuming.
Neel: I know, right! Now, I have shudders creeping down my spine.