Saturday, July 14, 2007

When You Realize You Can Never Go Home Again


When is a post not a post?
When it looks like a, well, when it looks phallic.
Some Keizer residents are saying their city has installed posts that have an unnerving resemblance to male genitalia. (Statesman Journal: "Keizer posts require delicate maneuvering")


BUT WAIT, here's the best part. Hoping to avoid the expense of tearing out and replacing the offending knobs, city officials are now considering adding a metal collar just below each head and joining the shafts together with chains. Because that de-sexualizes them completely. (Boing Boing: "Concrete cocks terrorize Oregon town")


This is the little town I grew up in. This is the little town I loved. It hurts my heart to see such ridiculousness coming from my little hometown.

3 comments:

  1. Um, they look like posts. And believe me, if there's anyone who sees phallic symbols wherever he goes, it's me. But they look like posts.

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  2. Yeah, I have a really hard time believing that any reasonable person would have a problem with them.

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  3. .

    Hahaha! Love the method of desexualization!

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