Almanac of Miscellaneous Merriment

One seventh of your life is spent surviving Mondays-- make the most of it.

Friday, June 29, 2007

Tagged

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Today I was tagged by Soccer Dad , which is kind of a good thing because I don't think I have ever really been tagged before, and I was ...
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Thursday, June 21, 2007

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Today was First Day to Wear New Khaki Pants Day. Today was also, The Amazing Toner Explosion Day, and The Permanent Ink Fountain Pen Massiv...
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Monday, June 18, 2007

Green Day

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Sometimes, when I listen to Green Day, I get tired. Because seriously, how long can people be expected to sustain that much anger? And do...
Sunday, June 17, 2007

Midsummer

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As you have surely noticed, the nights are getting shorter, the days hotter, and the required clothing necessary for public decency is getti...
Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Quite Possibly the Absolute Worst Two Personality Traits to Have In Combination

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Procrastination. Impatience.
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Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Yes, We Have a Banana!

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Today at work I saw something that I have never seen before. Yes, that banana up there, someone left it as a present for me and my coworkers...
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Birds Stop Singing, June 5th

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Birds Stop Singing Yesterday, when I was researching Birds Stop Singing, the only information I could find about this day stated: "In s...
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Monday, June 4, 2007

Rusalka Week, or the Week of Love Sickness

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Rusalka Week A rusalka is a fish-woman from slavic mythology, with the dark ghostly-sexual undertones like a succubus. Rusalka are women or ...
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Friday, June 1, 2007

Leave the Office Early Day, June 1st

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Leave the Office Early Day Now, I know that most of you are thinking that since it already is a short work week, why on earth would it be o...
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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

End of the Middle Ages Day, May 29th

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End of the Mid dle Ages Day May 29, 1453 is considered by many historians to be the end of the Middle Ages, (and therefore the Beginning of ...
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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

World Turtle Day, May 23rd

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World Turtle Day If you don't know how to celebrate World Turtle Day, perhaps Michael the Turtle can help.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Frankin Days, or the Reason Not to Kill the Messenger

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It seems that my life is in jeopardy since I quoted an old bit of Devonshire weather folklore . Thunder in May Frightens the Summer away. ...
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Monday, May 21, 2007

Thunder in May

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According to The Perpetual Almanack of Folklore , Thunder in May Frightens the Summer away. I just heard thunder's dooming boom. Bye, b...
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National Memo Day, May 21st

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Memo To: Almanac Readers From: Absent-minded Secretary Date: May 21, 2007 Subject: National Memo Day As it is currently National Memo Day, i...
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Friday, May 18, 2007

Auntie Absent... part II

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Baby Niece looks worried that Baby Niece II might steal her center-of-attention-ness.
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Friday, May 11, 2007

Twilight Zone Day, May 11th

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Twilight Zone Day For Twilight Zone Day, I would like to present real lawn furniture. The furniture created for the greenest of treehuggers...
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Clean Up Your Room Day, May 10th

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Clean Up Your Room Day Today is Clean Up Your Room Day, and what perfect timing it is for clean up your room day, because today is the first...
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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Lost Sock Memorial Day, May 9th

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Lost Sock Memorial Day Poor mismatched pair!
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Monday, May 7, 2007

Day of Edgy, May 7th

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Day of Edgy "There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents...
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Thursday, May 3, 2007

Avoiding Day, May 3rd

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According to The Perpetual Almanack of Folklore , May the 3rd is "Avoiding Day." This is a very unlucky day because it is believed...
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