International Talk Like a Pirate Day
Arrrgh! It's another International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I be a little late be lettin' everyone know, but it's not too late t' start talkin' like a pirate! Shiver me timbers!
If ye be needin' some help talkin' like a pirate, here be an English-to-Pirate translator.
If ye want ta read the Almanac o' Merriment in pirate talk, click here.
And if ye be wantin' to be findin' out yer pirate personality here be a Pirate Personality Test.
Ahoy, apparently, am a borin' pirate. Aye. Me think tis' because Me answard one o' the questions with: "I am seduced by the charms of middle management."
You are The Pirate
Do you remember the last time you took a chance? It was when you decided to leave the security of your mother's womb and headed for the bright light. It's time to head for the next bright light, my friend. Creativity is not your strong suit. You are good at doing what you are told to do and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a gift to you, mind you, but a gift to those who will be there to tell you what to do. You like long walks on the beach and cuddling, but would never admit that to your pirate pals who think you are okay but can't always remember your name. Tapioca pudding seems a bit extreme for someone such as yourself, what with all the bumps and stuff. It's a good thing you are on a pirate ship, otherwise, you would be walking because you are positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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Ahoy all ye mateys and go out t' have a great pirate day!