Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Gear Up for February's Love Orgy

It's...

Low Vision Awareness Month, National Blah Buster Month, American Heart Month, Bake for Family Fun Month, Creative Romance Month, International Boost Self Esteem Month (Yeah right, during Single's Awareness?), International Expect Success Month, Strawberry Month, Library Lovers' Month, National African-American History Month, National Bird Feeding Month, National Cherry Pie Month, National Cherry Month, National Children's Dental Health Month, National Get to Know a Real Estate Broker Month (Watch out Aunt Josephine!), National Hot Breakfast Month, National Parental Leadership Month, National Pet Dental Health Month (Does it worry anyone else that pets and children are equalized in this way?), National Time Management Month, National Weddings Month, National North Carolina Sweet Potato Month, Plant the Seeds of Greatness Month, Relationship Wellness Month, Return Shopping Carts to the Market Month, Youth Leadership Month, International Twit Award Month (Shall we take nominations?), Human Relations Month, Chocolate Lovers' Month, and An Affair to Remember Month

January 29th-February 3rd
Publicity for Profit Week (Is there any other reason for publicity?), Solo Diners Eat Out Weekend (At least one thing for single people this month!)

February 5th-11th
Children's Author's and Illustrator's Week, Get Paid to Shop Week (Sign me up!), Just Say No to PowerPoints Week (I only wish I could), Freelance Writer's Appreciation Week, Love a Real Mensch Week (Everyone I love is a Real Mensch!)

February 7th-14th
Rejection Awareness Week, Love Makes the World Go Around, but Laughter is What Keeps Us From Getting Dizzy Week (Okay, how do we celebrate that? For a whole week?)

February 12th-18th
Celebration of Love Week (Can I Puke Yet?!), International Flirting Week (How about now?), National Condom Week, Random Acts of Kindness Week, Bird Count Week, National Second Honeymoon Weekend

February 19th-25th
International Friendship Week, National Engineers' Week, National Eating Disorders Awareness Week, National Pancake Week (It doesn't seem right, in the same week.)

February 26th-March 4th
Telecommuter Appreciation Week, "Read Me" Week

4 comments:

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Absent-minded Secretary said...

I think that I need to re-think having the words "orgy" and "condom" in the same post.

edgy killer bunny said...

I snort with all sorts of laughter. Te he he.

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