Pink Toenail Month, Admit That You Are Happy Month

1. I am happy because I have pink toenails.
2. I am happy because I bought Eats, Shoots & Leaves: Why, Commas Really Do Make a Difference! for an eight-year-old's birthday present, and have decided against it because I want to maintain my position as favorite faux-aunt. Now I have a new book! Happiness! (Okay, maybe I did just buy it for myself. Shut-up.)
3. I am happy because I can can list much more than "internet search engine" under "Proficient Computer Programs" on my resume. (Yes, this is an "I am better than someone" item. I have never claimed to ooze inner peace.)