Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Pink Toenail Month, Admit That You Are Happy Month

  1. I am happy because I have pink toenails.
  2. I am happy because I bought Eats, Shoots & Leaves: Why, Commas Really Do Make a Difference! for an eight-year-old's birthday present, and have decided against it because I want to maintain my position as favorite faux-aunt. Now I have a new book! Happiness! (Okay, maybe I did just buy it for myself. Shut-up.)
  3. I am happy because I can can list much more than "internet search engine" under "Proficient Computer Programs" on my resume. (Yes, this is an "I am better than someone" item. I have never claimed to ooze inner peace.)


Briam said...

What sort of activities does "Pink Toenail Month" perscribe for those of us who aren't metros or chicks?

Absent-minded Secretary said...

You can appreciate other people's pink toenails.